The Third Best compilation EVER is this, from The Famed Manchester Musicians Collective, the home of the group with the best band name EVER!....The Bathroom Renovations!
Unfortuantely they do not feature on this volume, one must wait for the post of the second Manchester collective collection, "Uzipping The Abstract".
The north west rival organisation to the even more imaginatively named "London Musicians Collective", home of The Door and The Window and Here and Now (Kif Kif et al).
The tracks that follow are a symphony of naive ineptitude and unspoilt musical innocence, that urinate on the corpse of corporate "rock". This is how rock should sound like, end of.....!
01.GROW-UP.You Are The One
03.I.Q. ZERO.I'm In Love
04.I.Q. ZERO.I Must Obey
06.FAST CARS.What Can I Do
10.PICTURE CHORDS.First Floor Exercises
11.PICTURE CHORDS.Levitating Ladie
12.MANCHESTER MEKON.The Cake Shop Device
13.PROPERTY OF.Property Of...
14.VIBRANT THIGH.Wooden Gangsters
15.F.T. INDEX.Working On The Line
16.SLIGHT SECONDS.Double Face
17.SLIGHT SECONDS.New Me